What in the.... ?!?!

Okay, so I just returned from tutoring and found our apartment looking like this with all the lights on:
I was soooo weirded out! My heart started pounding and my face looked like *this:

*reenactment

I immediately checked for our laptops, ipods, etc. (because let's face it... we don't have that much stuff worth stealing) and everything was in place. My next thought was "should I leave everything how it is? Should I call the police?" I decided to call Neal and get his opinion. He thought it was crazy weird too and called our landlord (who lives upstairs from us). I, armed, checked the apartment for crazy hiding psychos and found none. Neal called me back and said, "I just talked to Yosry and he said the cleaning lady had come and cleaned the basement as well."

ummmmmmm. whaaaaaaaaaaat? then my face looked more like this:
What kind of cleaning lady leaves the furniture strewn all over the floor and all the lights on!?!? I mean seriously!?!? If that's the only way you can tell that your cleaning lady has been there, it's time to get a new cleaning lady! I don't mean to sound ungrateful, thank you for vacuuming and scrubbing the bathroom and stuff but...
wow! Okay that's all I wanted to blog about.... but lest I end this blog without a picture of my love, I shall leave you all with this:

LOVE HIM!
ps the text is huge of it's own accord.. I've tried to edit it 3 times now.